when life gives you lemons..

• shove them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger.
• make applejuice and stand back as the world watches amazed wondering how you did it.
• seek vengence.
• throw them at your enemies.
• feed them to a lion.
• squirt lemonjuice in its eye and hold out for a better deal.
  
• cover your body with lemonjuice and roll around in a tub of sprinkles.
• grab some salt and follow me cuz it's FUCKIN' TEQUILA TIME